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And so it came to pass that a sad and lonely playground bully who went by the name of Do'Nald of the Small Hands, was delivered unto the Land of Opportunity by his family fleeing the social leprosy which afflicted them in The Old World. Here he chased an empty life of conjured wealth, women with long shanks and highly unsavoury personal friends. Then one night he received a mighty revelation as a fierce storm called 'Daniels' rumbled over his ignoble, garish and bankrupt house. Do'Nald received the enlightenment that in fact he was not the problem in the lives of all those around him, he did not need to change, rather it was everybody else. And so he declared himself a champion of the people and set himself upon a path to change the lives of everyone by refashioning them in his own image. No contest: an intelligent, eloquent, high-profile celebrity owner of multiple successful businesses vs Donald Trump Rolling Stone feature article Do'Nald journeyed far a...