Sunday, 31 October 2021

Someone Else's job



While flat-earthers presumably calibrate differently, most of us subscribe to the notion that the earth turns full circle once every 24 hours but the opinions of govts and people take a little longer to come around.  It was as far back as March 2010 that Jim Inhofe, a deservedly obscure Oklahoma senator, lambasted Al Gore, declaring that climate change was "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people". 

Talking balls: Inhofe in 2015
Proving that 'weather' and 'climate' can be confused at the highest levels 
of government, even by the Chair of the Senate Environment Committee

Inhofe's divisive appointment to chair the Senate Environment Committee in 2014 and the US 's 2017 announcement to withdraw from the Paris Agreement on climate change underscored unwavering, if flawed, convictions.  So in 2021 it was with much overdue relief that we heard Special Envoy John Kerry finally pronounce COP26 as "the last best hope for the world to get its act together".  For the time being at least, after 11 years, US govt opinion would seem to have slowly turned about face.

Not talking balls: Kerry in 2021
Taking a line from Babylon 5, declaring COP26 as
"The last best hope for the world to get its act together"

Of course, conceding that we have a problem is just the beginning.  We can now expect an uptick of unfruitful political venting about who contributed most to the mess in which we find ourselves.  This will overflow into who should be doing most to fix it together with many contrived explanations as to why some of us should be excused from doing anything at all.  Fixing a mess is always Someone Else's job.  


While the blamestorming entrenches opinions all over again, armies of technical boffins will hopefully research greener technologies with which to quickly grasp their market share of consumers' greener demands - always assuming that consumers' demands actually become greener, which is not necessarily a given.  While unprecedented floods, droughts and wildfires have raised eyebrows around the world, it is unclear that these are actually changing public consensus or consumer behaviour.  For many people, saving the planet is the task of govts, conglomerates, philanthropist billionaires, teenage activists, hippies who glue themselves to highways, etc, etc, but in any case definitely Someone Else.  A public which already segregates their trash for recycling has arguably done their fair share for the planet; asking more than this would be taking liberties with their personal freedoms.

a wind section plays to wind turbines to highlight green energy

Hong Kong is infamous for its uncomfortably sub-tropical temperatures and humidity; 2020 featured a record 50 nights in which the temperature did not fall below 28'C.  Average humidity exceeds 80% for 6 months of the year.  The increasingly long, stifling summers made air-conditioning an addiction at the end of the 20th century much like opium was at the end of the 19th.  Today aircon reportedly accounts for 30% of the electricity used by Hong Kong each year, rising to 60% of the power used in the summer months.  


Cavernous malls often maintain the air at 15'C for shopper's comfort



But while developing countries still consider aircon an expensive luxury to be used frugally, super-prosperous Hong Kongers have long since taken aircon for granted.  It becomes mind-numbing to watch one, after another, after another, HK customer enter or exit a mall, store or restaurant, leaving the door wide open for all the aircon to flood out into the street.  If it happens to be a 7-Eleven store (a reference to their aisle temperatures as much as their opening hours), then the staff already have frost-bite in their extremities, so they're happy enough to leave the doors open until they regain some sense of touch in their fingers.  

Walking past spice shops, bookmakers, electronics emporia or ultra-high-end fashion stores, one feels wave after wave of super-chilled air flooding from open shopfronts across pavements for 5m or 6m before melting into the thermals rising from the roads' scorching asphalt.  


No thought is given to the power needlessly generated to sustain this waste or the environmental cost of this casual indifference.  Is it really naïve to expect a person to simply close a door behind them ?  In HK, evidently yes; everyone is entitled to air-conditioned comfort, but ensuring it is used responsibly is clearly Someone Else's job.  Shop staff for example; aren't they supposed to close doors ? And how can pop-in shoppers be expected to prioritise the environment when their prized Pomeranian is impatiently tearing up the roebuck leather upholstery in their double-parked Maserati SUV ?  

How much of this is bewildering ignorance and how much is breath-taking arrogance is hard to know, although neither is encouraging.  Strangely, while reducing the power used by air conditioning may actually be the 'low-hanging fruit' of the many environmental challenges ahead, on almost every discussion platform the strategies to manage power demand are largely drowned out by the hullabaloo about the best ways to generate yet more power.  


It was in South Korea back in 2013 that questions surfaced over the veracity of quality documents for cables used in several  nuclear power plants.  The plants were immediately shut down reducing power supply to within a whisker of mid-summer's peak demand.  The position was so precarious that the govt issued moratoria instructing workplaces and public buildings to reset their thermostats from 16'C to 26'C, to ration lighting where sufficient daylight was available, to switch off escalators when not busy, etc.  

For the first time since anyone could remember, office girls no longer needed to keep warm by wrapping their legs in blankets under their desks.  Guys no longer had to wear fleeces and neck-scarves while warming their mittened-fingers over their keyboards.  Hot coffee did not have to be drunk within 2 minutes before the surface iced over.  South Korea responded to this challenge as they do to most things; with solidarity, discipline and a fighting spirit.  They swapped woollen suits for office-casual linens, drank a lot more water and supplemented smoking breaks with ice cream breaks.  It was a powerful demonstration of what the public can achieve with a fresh mind-set and some minor adjustments to their daily routine.  A national energy emergency was averted without spending money, without new technology and without real sacrifice.  If the people of one country can act so quickly to mitigate a power crisis, then surely people anywhere, or indeed everywhere can adopt similar measures to mitigate climate impact? 


To some extent, it was HK's early prosperity during the manufacturing boom of the 1970s which fueled the current addiction to aircon.  People moved en masse into tightly-packed, 40 storey concrete apartment blocks which absorbed huge amounts of solar energy during the daytime then slow-cooked the residents as they basted in the beds of their notoriously undersized bedrooms at night.

High rise, low tech:
HK's older apt blocks with a myriad of plumbing and aircon strapped across the facade.
Adjacent tidy new blocks with the same old tired technology clinging to each wall. 

A3 sized holes in the external walls provided space to insert compact aircon units to draw heat from the apt, releasing it outside to accelerate the cooling.  City dwellers would not normally have bought such primitive, loud technology but the relentless construction of new tower blocks all around them made the noise of these 'wall-bangers' pale into insignificance.  Today, a glance upwards shows hundreds upon hundreds of these units still clinging to the external walls of most buildings built before 2000.  The units are inefficient, expensive to run and very poor dehumidifiers.  But because these burdens are borne by the tenants, the landlords have no incentive to update them.  Of course it's an entirely different story for Hong Kongers who are fortunate enough to own their own homes.  Like the later-developing economies of Singapore, Japan and South Korea, HK's homeowners have long since installed modern, energy-efficient inverter units which also dehumidify very well.  They have learned that drying the air provides as much comfort as cooling it - but uses only one third of the electricity.  The added benefits of mildew and mould not festering in wardrobes, bedding and curtains are obvious health improvements which still remain inaccessible to large sections of HK's tenant population.

Changing personal behaviours and upgrading defunct technology may be the best that most individuals can do to save energy.  However, even without global or national strategies, there remains a lot that local government can do; especially by way of regulating development.  

Developers of HK's prestige office towers, hotels and malls are expected to include centralised cooling and heating systems as part of their projects but developers of apartment tower complexes are curiously not obliged to provide anything.  Cooling and heating of apartment blocks is left to the individual unit owners who only have recourse to the market's most energy intensive technology - it is the exact opposite of an economy of scale.  A simple step would be to mandate that developers include a centralised cooling and heating plant for each tower block constructed, with a preference for more efficient water-cooled version over air-cooled. 

Tin Shui Wai in HK's New Territories, 500m from the water separating the mainland's Shenzhen.
New housing projects feature 6 to 12 new blocks; ideal candidates for DCHS

In the sprawling developments of HK's New Territories, developers often build a collection of blocks around a mall, pool or other community venue.  A further step would be to connect all these with one District Cooling/Heating Systems (DCHS).  This simple technology uses pipelines extended into the harbour to cool huge chillers which in turn serve multiple buildings and venues.  

District Cooling & Heating System;
multiple buildings and venues sharing one system chilled by seawater

On average DCHS saves 35% of the power used by centralised air cooled condensers on top of individual buildings or 20% of the power used by equivalent water-cooled plant.  The energy savings compared with cooling and heating each apartment individually would be significantly higher.  Given the vast amount of waterfront available in HK it is astonishing to reflect that only 4 government and 5 private (modestly sized) DCHS are planned for the city to date.  

Map of Hong Kong Island and New Territories;
red border shows how much urban development is within 1km of waterfront

Compared with the rurally dispersed populations of many countries, HK's 7.5m densely packed, vertically racked, waterfront stacked inhabitants could not be more ideally placed to benefit from the reduced costs and energy needs of a city-wide expansion of DCHS.  

The govt. has certainly shown a willingness to approve the few DCHS which have been tabled to date but this falls far short of actually mandating them for the hundreds of new property developments edging inexorably over the horizon.  Cynics could be forgiven for thinking that DCHS will never be more than just wishful thinking as long as the developers themselves have nothing to gain.  And this may be fair comment until that famous 'Someone Else' is prepared to finally push them to do it.


Friday, 25 June 2021

Tea In the Afternoon


Rain clouds brooding over Victoria Peak, HK Island, seen from the Kowloon Peninsular

Men are known for bragging and of course size is always important. In the time-honoured anecdote about the rivalry between Texas and Oklahoma, a Texan guy says he can drive all day and still be driving on his own land. In fact with a little coffee he can drive all night and at daybreak he will still be driving on his own land.  The guy from Oklahoma spits his chewing tobacco at his dog and admits to the Texan that he can just about remember a time when they used to have cars like that in Oklahoma too.  

The amount of land you own or the space you live in are indicators of your personal freedom and for many these have come to mean more than money in the bank, cars in the garage or implants in the erogenous zones.  Space in the city gives you the freedom to make as much noise as you like without upsetting the neighbors.  Likewise space in the country allows you to shoot things which are quietly chewing your grass or suckling their young under your tree. 

At the most basic level, Hong Kong Island is a collection of hills rising steeply out of the sea to a modest height of just 550m.  

HK Island in the early 1800s; pre-colonial, pre-industrial, pretty quiet

The granite is is very time consuming to quarry and even today requires dynamite to remove in any significant quantity.  There really is very little flat space available, so it is maybe not the easiest place to build a successful modern metropolis.  However today, with a population of only 7.5m people (c/w London 9m, Greater Seoul 25m), HK can claim to be among the world's top 10 importers, exporters and hard currencies, not to mention having the 2nd highest number of billionaires of any city in the world. And all this comes bundled with free trade, no sales tax (VAT) and even tax returns that you can file online in under 30 minutes while waiting for your pizza to be delivered.  Improbable? Maybe. Impossible? Evidently not. 

When Jorge Álvares dropped anchor in 1534 to introduce himself as a European, he found the island sparsely populated with unwitting natives settled in a handful of coastal villages.  The villagers had found it easier to build houses on stilts in the river mud and beach sand rather than the unstable soil of the steep slopes under the leafy tree canopy.  Some echoes of this lifestyle can still be seen in places like Tai-O. 


Tai-O: a traditional fishing village in west Lantau which now survives more on the tourism of day-trippers than fish

Either way the villagers weren't buying anything Snr Álvares was selling so they politely directed him to their neighbors in  Macau.  This bought them about 300 years of peace (and Macau 300 years of prosperity) until British gunboats arrived in 1841 citing every entrepreneur's right to push opium at the fiery end of a musket.

HK Island was commandeered in 1841 to peddle opium to mainlanders who were trying to kick the habit.
Queenstown was founded shortly thereafter

China's desperate efforts to 'Just Say No' resulted first in the loss of HK Island and subsequently the Kowloon Peninsular (later New Territories) across the harbour.  

With China's resolve broken, the Brits then set about doing what they always did on their forays abroad; they named the place Queenstown (later Victoria), taught the natives the virtues of civilisation (with the cruelest examples of barbarism), then set about making the whole place more pleasant for enjoying tea and sandwiches under a tree in the afternoon.  This is, after all, the main aspiration of every Englishman at home. 

Possession Point (top left): the beach-head where HK Island was first claimed for The Crown 
- with the early fortifications which later became Victoria

The island was quickly secured with a flurry of forts, a cache of cannons and munition stores supplied by wagons running on rails around the hillsides.  Fortifications were gradually followed by mansions for the governor, parks and statues dedicated to Victoria and Albert, berths for unloading all the opium sent over from the British Raj and loading up all the fine silks, tea and porcelains to be shipped back to Blighty.  Churches sprang up to show that refined manners confer a refined relationship with the Almighty, meanwhile new-fangled ideas like hospitals and schools quickly appeared to provide the full cradle-to-grave service for the growing population.  All this left precious little land available for anything else; until that is, something most fortuitous happened - a fire.  

In December 1851 a devastating blaze reduced more than 450 homes to charred rubble along the western harbour front.  Not knowing quite where to put it, someone decided to push all the rubble into the shallow water of the harbour, build a new sea wall around it and top it off with some soil scraped from the hillslopes behind.  When complete, this provided a new strip of prime real estate 45ft (15m) wide which could be sold at a handsome profit to build new moorings, warehousing and businesses.  So even before HK had established its first bank (HSBC in 1864) and banks had issued their first banknotes (1866), dumping rubble into the water to extend the land into the sea had already become a virtual license to print money.  And that's still how it's done today. 

Land Reclamation

Extending land into the sea in HK's Central area (previously Victoria ) in 1890.
Early colonial architecture copied from India and Singapore featured apartments over street-level businesses   

Land created this way now accounts for 25% of HK's developed areas.  It accommodates  27% of the population, a whopping 70% of businesses and the entirety of the 'new' airport.  Evidently the business of demolishing old buildings, piling the rubble in the sea and erecting new buildings has never been such good business. 

Of course, not everyone was impressed when their thriving colonial hotels, apartments and business premises, blessed with views of the harbour and romantic sunsets, were suddenly relegated to non-descript backstreets, with views eclipsed by taller, brighter buildings which suddenly attracted all the customers.

The Pawn on Queen's Road East, Wanchai.
A rare survivor of British colonial design, originally built on the waterfront, 
now dwarfed by glass monoliths and stranded more than 500m from the harbour

 Sadly fewer and fewer of HK's original colonial structures are surviving this recycling; many were lost during building booms after WW2, being replaced with featureless low-rise concrete shoe-boxes called walk-ups.



These in turn were replaced with ultra-high density apartments in mid-rise 'mansion blocks'




Today many of these are being pulled down in the race to build apartment towers of 40, 50 or 60 floors.  

Tin Shui Wai: a new town rapidly constructed in the north west of the New Territories from which people commute
 into Hong Kong's central business districts, or increasingly across the bay to Shenzhen, visible in the background.
Often considered to be soul-less and without a sense of community, it is also referred to as the City of Tears 
due to the high frequency of suicides, people often jumping from the apartment windows. 


All too rarely does somebody strive to design something iconic rather than simply copy and paste what has been built dozens of times before.


The Lippo Towers' Climbing Koala design providing a rare example of flair

HK's 'Lifers' are the expats who have knocked back anything up to 40 years of artery-hardening corporate schmoozing each night, then re-powered themselves on lavish Eggs-Benedict brunches the next day.  They have long since avoided the undignified scramble for waterfront property which lures the Scotch-Egg munching riff-raff who are just here for a fast buck.  The Lifers have done this by simply rising above it all - literally.  Soaring market prices now make it feasible for developers to cut level platforms into the slopes on which to build forests of apartment towers offering breakfast views of the harbour which were previously only available to helicopter pilots. 


Half of this area used to be harbour while the other half was home to wild boar, monkeys and falcons.

Almost two centuries after the fire of 1851, HK's license to print money continues to deliver handsomely.

Saturday, 23 January 2021

I Can't Get No Satisfaction

As the Christmas decorations are packed away and we start to reconsider the wisdom of some of our New Year's resolutions, many of us are already looking forward to Lunar New Year and Valentine's Day, trying to put last year firmly behind us. Most of us would be happy to see 2020 entirely written off.  Written off like that interview for our dream job in which we probably should not have quoted extensively from 'The Life of Brian'.  Written off like that wetsuit which took an hour to squeeze into before we had to cut ourself out of it in an emergency after taking some ill-advised super-strength laxatives.  Or perhaps written off like the blind date who turned up for dinner looking like Monica Bellucci on an evening when we decided to dress down, wearing corduroy pants and Brut 33 aftershave.

Monica Bellucci : not someone to disappoint on a dinner date

The global media spent most of 2020 focused on CoVid-19; the ways in which it was being mismanaged and the race to find a cure. Just occasionally some news items appeared to suggest that every cloud has a silver lining; the pandemic was not all doom and gloom. Manufacturing and transportation dropped dramatically, subsequently, so did air and sea pollution.  People increasingly started to stay at home; so bears, moose and wolves curiously tip-toed out of the forests and down from the mountains into the streets of sleepy towns to check out what wasn't happening.

animals come to town


I Am The Walrus !
The first customer of the day, presumably waiting outside his favourite fishmonger in Argentina

While Venice reported that it's waters were now clear enough to see fish again, HongKongers noted increased sightings of its rare and protected Pink Dolphins.  



The cancellation of all ferry services from HK to the gambling dens and flesh-pots of Macau had reduced boat-engine noise sufficiently to encourage the dolphins to stay over in HK waters longer and in greater numbers than previous years.


The Grand Lisboa Casino in the heart of Old Macau.
Macau is the gaming capital of the world with a revenue 7 times higher than Las Vegas, whose affiliated casinos it now subsidises.  Almost 70% of gamers are from mainland China where CoVid has been brought under control, allowing casinos to partially reopen after months of closure.  

Meanwhile, the CoVid closure of HK's Ocean Park zoo, finally gave bashful pandas Ying Ying and Lee Lee sufficient privacy to enjoy some feisty panda-antics.  For the last 10 years, zookeepers had failed to create the right conditions for a panda-love but the simple absence of annoying humans knocking on the glass was strangely all it took to put them in a romping good mood.

Picky pandas pensively ponder passion. 
Pandas must find each other attractive before they mate - which took 10 years in this case.
Pregnancy can only be detected 14 days before birth, giving the father little chance to deny paternity.


While most HongKongers celebrated their pandas finally scoring a home run, the HK singles community was still despairing if any of them would ever even get to first base.  At the end of 2019, as the  CoVid outbreak started, survey results suggested almost 40% of HongKongers were single and open to dating - but not finding success any easier than their pandas had done in the last 10 years.  


Typical complaints were that many professionals are highly ambitious, very driven but typically only stationed in HK for a couple of years - during this time they prioritise work over everything else.  With Australia being 3 hrs ahead and Europe and the USA being 7 & 13 hrs behind respectively, work calls and meetings command every waking hour for many.  Moreover clients in Vietnam and Cambodia work Saturdays and Sundays and they really don't care whether HongKongers do or not; HongKongers must also work weekends if they don't want to loose their Clients.

HongKongers are also known to apply an over-riding caveat to their work and private lives; this is best summed up as 'Pending a Better Offer' (PBO).  Essentially HongKongers extend the 'upgrade culture' associated with phones, cars, and apartments equally to their jobs and partners.  People will readily move to a cheaper gym, faster car, bigger apartment or jump ship to a better company position or significant other as soon as a better offer becomes available.



Most of us know a few die-hard technophobes who continue to resist the inevitable transition to online platforms.  They obstinately reject video conferences in favour of face-to-face meetings quoting B-movie cliches like "We need to see the whites of their eyes".  We all know this really means; 'I feel like a call-centre Muppet every time I wear my headset'.  If nothing else, CoVid has dragged most of these fossils into the 21st Century, forcing them to finally get their heads around Skype, Teams and Zoom, to the point where they now enjoy these platforms so much that they happily sit through calls way past bedtime, at weekends and even on their mobiles while commuting.  The same can be said of the people who regularly eschewed dating apps in favour of real life dating with sage explanations like "I need to see the body language to know if I'm really into a person".  These people are now so addicted to swiping left or right on Tinder that they'll happily start shortlisting tomorrow night's date during their morning team meeting, while taking a 'comfort break' or even in collusion with tonight's failed date in between catching separate checks and catching separate taxis. 

But while apps may make it easier and faster to find a date, CoVid is still hampering the speed of hooking up and getting to first base, second base and the all-important home run.  More now than ever HongKongers are finding they really can't get no satisfaction.  


The Rolling Stones at Glastonbury in 2013 : demanding satisfaction since 1965

If the signals from the worlds of marketing and advertising are anything to go by, HK's Mr Fruity & Miss Frisky from PhewPhwoor  are increasingly taking matters into their own hands.


In pre-CoVid HK, the public advertising of adult toys had been limited to a few discrete corners of the subway which you might easily walk past without actually noticing what you had seen. 
 

SONA by LELO, went largely unnoticed in the subway in 2018

Suddenly in 2020, similar items were being advertised across the full height and breadth of both sides of HK's iconic trams.


Despite it's poorly-judged name, the 'Womaniser' is enjoying a deep and satisfying blush
 of sales with the subtle invitation to "Be Guided By Pleasure".
This compares with the much harder-riding catchphrase "SCREAM YOUR OWN NAME !"
which promotes the same product in Canada
The Drum    

Today in 2021 a casual stroll through any part of the subway will introduce you to all manner of self-pleasure devices designed to make more than just your eyes pop.  Tenga offers everything from the basic Air-tech Reuseable Vacuum Cup; ''Discover the sensation of aero stimulation".  



The cutting edge of technology for men happy to insert their most treasured appendage into a repurposed pencil sharpener, is the FlipOrb.  This offers "Flexible orbs encased in soft elastomer that bound and ripple as you pass through" - and come out the other end, presumably.  


Perhaps the most incongruous aspect of these adverts is how they casually appear next to everyday items and info.  I'd like to meet a person with the mental agility to leap from clitoral stimulators to the fixed penalty for littering without a meltdown in some corner of their neural net. 

So as we resign ourselves to limp stoically onwards into a second year with CoVid, many of us will find ourselves thinking again about what satisfaction really means in these challenging times.  Definitely we can be satisfied if our friends and family have not caught the virus, if we have not yet been laid off, furloughed, obliged to take months of unpaid leave or shoulder hefty salary reductions.  If we can still keep a roof over our heads and feed ourselves.  It may be a chance to re-examine how to get more satisfaction from things we already have in ways we previously overlooked.  


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